CURRENTLY
READING:
Harry Potter
WATCHING:
Basically just lots of anime (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧
Everything else is on hiatus. Doctor Who, I guess?
ON HAITUS:
HOMESTUCK - Supernatural - Arrow - The Flash
Agents of SHIELD - Bravest Warriors
Most Popular Girls in School

thewaywardqueen:

heavenlywarm:

radikari:

what haircuts tell you about sexuality:

  • straight girls all have long hair
  • lesbians always have short hair
  • bisexuals wear an elegant yet easy to maintain bob
  • asexuals shave their head in the style of the pious monk
  • pansexuals put pans on their head. they put a fucking pan on th

No no no no, just no. OMG enough with the stereotypes, I’m 100% lesbian with a damn long hair. Stop it.

Did you even read it till the end?

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thesonicscrew:

GREATEST IMPROVISED LINE EVER

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tropius:

holmes-less:

lucifersaxon:

calmility:

the fastest word i can type is motherlode

almost 70,000 people get this joke like is a fandom thing or can you all must type motherlode really fast what is going on

NO ONE SAY ANYTHING

i dont get it

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thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

shodobear:

stunningpicture:

A grape, wearing a raspberry.

I am froot.

That second comment has made me giggle so much right now :D

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

shodobear:

stunningpicture:

A grape, wearing a raspberry.

I am froot.

That second comment has made me giggle so much right now :D

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thebanegrimm:

building-an-unstoppable-fist:

noctom-poetom:

kitd-fohs:

salmonslushie:

i saw this on one of those strange little picture slideshow websites so i decided to post it ;) have fun kids

I have found heaven and it’s full of liquor

This is how adults play games lol

im really feelin that sexual jenga and the fucking alcohol chess.

I have my version of the jenga game it’s awesomes

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itslikethatfrenchthing:

salvadorolliesout:

superjellycake:

mydollyaviana:

that in the Chinese version of Disney’s Mulan, the fake name she gives is “Ping”, but her family name “Fa” in English is “Hua” in Chinese, therefore her full name is “Hua Ping”, which is literally “Flower Vase”, and that’s why Shang is so bewildered because it’s a silly name.

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but OP how could you not tell them the best part

“hua ping”/flower vase is chinese slang for “camp gay”

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I—

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driveshaftgroupie:

trashclown420:

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Rest in peace, Mongo from Shrek 2. Your life was fleeting but you will never be forgotten.

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X-Men: Days of Future Past (2014)

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puppyscientist:

jaclcfrost:

your icon shows who you are inside

or who you want inside you

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Mom: why is everything on the floor?
Me: gravity mom
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perchu:

dunpkin:

theoppositeofamnesiaa:

dunpkin:

someone please make a meme masterpost of every tumblr meme ever

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Memes/Tumblr

it doesn’t have all of them but it has a lot of them

this is so surreal honestly its like traveling through time

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i dont like this

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