CURRENTLY
Reading:
A Storm of Swords pt 2 -
The Wise Man's Fear - Fruits Basket
Watching:
Game of Thrones S1 -
Young Justice - Fruits Basket
Waiting For:
Supernatural S9
lyssalovescookies:

flailmorpho:

wastelandbabe:

lowbutt:

MY SCIENCE TEACHER CAUGHT THE TABLE ON FIRE AND HES JUST STARING AT IT

I LOVE SCIENCE TEACHERS

I’M SORRY BUT HOW BADLY DID HE FUCK UP READING HIS CALIPER?


#my environmental science teacher was demonstrating how pumice can float#so she just went around the room dropping them into people’s water bottles#but one of them didn’t float#so then she lit a match and dropped it into the bottle#and it blew up#that’s how we found out that the kid was drinking alcohol at school x
reblogged 8 hours ago @ 20 Apr 2014 with 183,513 notes via/source

jerkidiot:

teenagerdestr0yed:

jerkidiot:

jerkidiot:

i lied to all of you

im actually a 47 year old man making my grandson post for selfies

and im sorry

image

*sweats nervously* uhM my grandpa gave birth at 14 and my dad gave birthday at 18

Men can give birth?

*SWEATS REALLY NERVOUSLY*

reblogged 8 hours ago @ 20 Apr 2014 with 207,622 notes via/source
lumos5001:

selma-is-superwholocked:

somesickcat:

source Just chillin in the murder condom

murder condom

i’ll make you scream all night long baby

lumos5001:

selma-is-superwholocked:

somesickcat:

source

 Just chillin in the murder condom

murder condom

i’ll make you scream all night long baby

reblogged 8 hours ago @ 20 Apr 2014 with 4,276 notes via/source

can-we-just-no-we-can-t:

super-who-locked-in:

cadburycreamcoolator:

let-it-fucking-be:

cadburycreamcoolator:

american people who use british slang

image

We just want to be one of you and watch BBC on the telly and drink tea and ride the trolley :)

image

ive never in my 15 years of british living heard the expression “ride the trolley”

Do you really want to “ride the trolley”?

image

DO YOU REALLY?!

reblogged 8 hours ago @ 20 Apr 2014 with 44,524 notes via/source

theindependentvigilante:

darkwater-smidge:

So I learned from my friend that coconut water can be used as an emergency blood transfusion, and of course my first thought was “So, can a vampire drink coconut water?”

and of course we had this idea of these tropical vampires being horrified when these old world vampires come and are still drinking blood like some sort of monster.

Write a book

reblogged 8 hours ago @ 20 Apr 2014 with 99,970 notes via/source
disimba:

He even pulled his pants up so the bottoms wouldn’t get wet

disimba:

He even pulled his pants up so the bottoms wouldn’t get wet

reblogged 8 hours ago @ 20 Apr 2014 with 406,034 notes via/source

dances-withhipsters:

resubee:

Thor the passive aggressive roommate.

IF THOU CANNOT FLUSH AFTER USING THE TOILET, YOU DO NOT DESERVE TO USE IT AT ALL.

reblogged 8 hours ago @ 20 Apr 2014 with 93,141 notes via/source

bible-jpg:

i just realised jesus faked his death for more followers

reblogged 8 hours ago @ 20 Apr 2014 with 28,285 notes via/source
fozmeadows:

nothingman:

via http://www.listen-tome.com/save-me/

IT’S 2AM AND I’M LAUGHING WAY TOO LOUD HELP

fozmeadows:

nothingman:

via http://www.listen-tome.com/save-me/

IT’S 2AM AND I’M LAUGHING WAY TOO LOUD HELP

reblogged 8 hours ago @ 20 Apr 2014 with 26,181 notes via/source
scatteringstarslikesprinkles:

iamspacekisses:

I AM CRYING

HE WAS POSSESSED BY THE DEVIL AND DRANK DEMON BLOOD

scatteringstarslikesprinkles:

iamspacekisses:

I AM CRYING

HE WAS POSSESSED BY THE DEVIL AND DRANK DEMON BLOOD

reblogged 8 hours ago @ 20 Apr 2014 with 100,802 notes via/source

bewbin:

mlssfortune:

communistbakery:

mlssfortune:

communistbakery:

mlssfortune:

communistbakery:

HEY HEY YOU YOU

I DON’T LIKE YOUR GIRLFRIEND

NO WAY NO WAY

I THINK YOU NEED A NEW ONE

HEY HEY YOU YOU

I COULD BE YOUR GIRLFRIEND

im not ready for that type of commitment

reblogged 8 hours ago @ 20 Apr 2014 with 3,766 notes via/source
reblogged 8 hours ago @ 20 Apr 2014 with 13,581 notes via/source
oh-schnap:

151 people don’t get the joke and just really hate the homeless

oh-schnap:

151 people don’t get the joke and just really hate the homeless

reblogged 8 hours ago @ 20 Apr 2014 with 159,706 notes via/source

sn0w72897:

calamity-cain:

geekishchic:

This is how you know they’re actually brothers.

this is my favourite scene in the movie i’m not even kidding

I love this scene the most, because Loki is somewhat trying to help and Thor is just done.

reblogged 8 hours ago @ 20 Apr 2014 with 173,125 notes via/source

isneezedintoregeneration:

the-outsiders-dishonor:

romy7:

celestialdeth:

misterkevo:

theadventuresofpam:

Harry was the favorite kid and he wasn’t even an official part of the family

Because Molly knows exactly how the Dursleys treat him. There’s no way Ron wouldn’t tell her. And Molly Weasley is a Mother. She gets a capital M because she is goddamn phenomenal at what she does. When she hears Harry Potter is on the train to Hogwarts in Book 1, her reaction isn’t to be starstruck. It’s to say “that poor dear had to come here all on his own.” Molly Weasley loves harder than anyone. She loves like it’s her sole reason for being. And when she hears there’s a poor boy who has never known love his whole life… how could she not?

In Year One Molly Weasley knit Harry a Weasley family sweater and made him homemade chocolate so he would have something to open on Christmas DON’T TOUCH ME

could I also just add that kids from abusive households tend to assume that yelling is directed at them and/or it heralds something bad for them so she’s making extra sure that he knows that this is not his fault and she’s not actually mad at him.

Also look at his reaction, he tenses and looks to Ron and the Twins for support.

reblogged 8 hours ago @ 20 Apr 2014 with 391,115 notes via/source